Date: 2018-01-16 06:46
The family then reconsiders and tracks the doc back to his evil lab, where he's prepared to, indeed, SHOOT BEETHOVEN IN THE FUCKING HEAD:
Our farm shop incorporates our camp-site reception and is exceptionally well stocked to meet campers’ needs, with a gas exchange service (Calor – butane and propane, and Gaz only). We offer a freezer block service, using our own freezer blocks. We sell a wide range of food: groceries, local fresh produce, plus all camping goods and accessories alongside our mini garden centre. Generally through the camping season the shop is open everyday 6 and during most of the high season we are open 8 8! The farm shop is open all year round serving the local community with seasonal goods and a huge variety of other items. During the winter time we sell an array of livestock feeds, fuels & logs along with Christmas trees.
Well, when it comes to my beloved OAP, I’m not too posh to push - that is, until I run into Ron Pluckrose, our veteran milkman, on the corner.
George, who once took hurdles like an Olympic athlete, now needs to be helped on to the sofa and into the car. His back legs slide away from underneath him when he’s eating, and the stairs have become so problematic that I’m thinking of installing a Stannah chair lift for him.
German for “The Knight House,” Der Ritterhof Inn is a charming hotel with one very special year-round guest who checked in long time ago and has been staying here ever since: The Big Guy is an impressive 75-foot-tall Knight made from galvanized steel and old car parts, and he keeps a watchful eye over our guests Bavarian chalet-style lodgings and loves to have his picture taken (#DerRitterhof)!
The real trouble starts when I put George down on the grass. After all, even an OAP needs a little exercise. The moment he’s free, he heads straight for a muddy puddle and rolls in it, as if to express his disgust at having been wheeled along.
David was beaming with pride next to his gorgeous wife, who wore her hair off her face in a chic bun, and barely any make-up.
His memory isn’t what it was. He often walks into a room, stands there looking confused as if he’s forgotten what he’s come in for, then plods out again. That sounds like someone else I know, but I can’t remember who.
The Dutch model wore a fur jacket, with a black top and black leather effect leggings, matched with a pair of black peep toe heels.
Bring your pooch camping with you from 6st March - 9th December (excluding Easter & Labour weekend). *T& C's apply and not available for fixed accommodation.